Magnet-Worship coffee. The Dark Lord

All hail the Dark Lord of caffeine. This gloriously unhinged Worship Coffee. The Dark Lord fridge magnet from Ephemera is a sacred tribute to the one true morning ritual — and the only deity that actually delivers results.

Part of Ephemera's legendary 30-year lineup of brutally honest, laugh-out-loud novelty magnets, this piece speaks directly to every coffee addict, occult humor fan, and person who simply cannot function before their first cup. Stick it on your fridge, office coffee station, locker, or any magnetic surface and let the Dark Lord's message be known. Makes a perfect gift for coffee lovers, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone whose morning mood depends entirely on caffeine.

• Rectangular fridge magnet
• Durable, high-quality construction
• Strong magnetic backing
• Perfect for fridges, coffee stations, and office surfaces
• Great gift for coffee addicts, occult humor fans, and caffeine devotees