Magnet-Let's sacrifice Toby

Poor Toby never saw it coming. This darkly hilarious Let's Sacrifice Toby fridge magnet from Ephemera is the perfect tribute to chaotic energy, occult humor, and that one person in every friend group who's just a little too expendable.

Part of Ephemera's legendary line of brutally honest, sarcastically offensive novelty magnets — crafted with over 30 years of wit and zero apologies. Stick it on your fridge, locker, altar, or any magnetic surface and let the dark comedy do the talking. Makes a hilariously perfect gift for fans of occult humor, horror, dark comedy, and anyone who knows a Toby.

• Rectangular fridge magnet
• Durable, high-quality construction
• Strong magnetic backing
• Perfect for fridges, lockers, and magnetic surfaces
• Great gag gift for dark humor fans, occult enthusiasts, and chaos agents